incoming transmission from the House O’ Porn

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Alright putrid humans. KAOS Radio’s been beaten and bloody but never felt better. Sure we got our asses kicked by Demon Technology but, you know, we’re kinda into that. Through the blood orgies and Techno Slaughter we’ve slithered our way to the top once again and will continue to feast on the entrails of our enemies.

This is the beginning of a NEW KAOS RADIO AUSTIN with NEW SICKENING OVERLORDS AND 1,000% MORE ZOOPHILIA. Stay tuned as we build the new site out with our human slave BoyToyRoy (he’s great in the sack, fellas. You’ll get your turn.) Thanks for sticking with us. It’s good to stay on the right side of history.

Luv Alwayz,

Erroneous

Author: Erroneous

Eons ago, there existed an elite group of chaos warriors who ravaged the galaxy with a boundless hatred of all things alive. They were called the Scumdogs of the Universe, and they grew in might and fury, the greatest weapon in the arsenal of their cosmic Master. But they became too powerful, and too defiant, and for their cosmic crimes were banished to the most insignificant planet in the universe…the seething mudball known as Earth. Millions of years passed, and they slumbered, until the pollution of your world de-thawed these creatures from their ageless coma…and now they stride the Earth, living gods, dedicated to one goal, the destruction of the human race, and the eradication of existence itself! Wait- that’s two goals! Hark to the hideous majesty of your MASTERS, rulers of Earth, the MIGHTY GWAR!!! It is I, ODERUS URUNGUS, lead singer of the sickest band in metal history, Earth’s only openly extra-terrestrial rock band, and the destined destroyers of not only the human race but also reality itself. GWAR! Hulking, heaving, dribbling WAR-GOD’s who like nothing better than putting hordes of our sniveling fans to the sword while playing the marauding mutant metal that we are famous for! Star’s of stage and screen, carvers of stem and spleen! GWAR LIVES!